#New IPAS Announce 4/1
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ATENTION ! ATENTOIN ! ATTENTION ! ATTENTION ! ATTENTION ! ATTENTION
We have done it!
Here at SDP we have made a major brake through on a new IPAS routine.
We've isolated the nuro-transmitter thought process wave form
This is the missing key allows us to offer a real time tought process
3 D rendering engine inside 3 D Studio via ultra low noise
nuro-transmitter surgically implanted into either temple.
Option available for 2 for stereo-scopic effect.
This device opti-coupled 1/4 inch turn plug 5 milla watt device
should be replaced every 3 month too prevent ACID leakage.
Not F.C.C approved pantent pending.
Further development is under way for direct spinal cortex implant,
and a implant for any other body appendage for real time modeling
via RF module.
Welcome to the "Nuro World"
Mike White [SDP]
What kind of a joke is this…
ahh. . . finally – just the sort of thing I've been waiting for! Except, for
that acid leakage thing, I'm sold! (g)
What's the retail price? (I don't think anyone will pay more than $500 for
it.)
– G
April fools everyone!
I've heard this is what happens to people who stare a fractals too long!
Mike,
>> Here at SDP we have made a major brake through on a new IPAS routine.
We've isolated the nuro-transmitter thought process wave form <<
does it come with a spell-checker? <G>
Brain-Checker for those late night tweakers.
Mike
Hey Martin that wasn't a spelling error. Brake was ment to mean car brakes.
You know a joke.
Mike
Mike:
If you've got Photoshop 3.0 set your date back to 4/1/95 and fire it up.
Someone on their programming team had a little fun. Thanks for the April
Fool's grin.
Bob
I'm planning on getting it very soon. Maybe you can clue me in.
Mike
Mike:
One of the Photoshop programmers had the Photoshop logo swap out for a Tiger
Mountain logo. It was timed for April Fool's Day, it caused a bit of a stir on
the Adobeapp forum as many thought they had contracted a virus.
Bob
I like that. Shows a bit of originality. I can't wait too give it a try. My
programmer would put in our routines if you put 666 or 777 a message would pop
up saying you satanist or you reliogious freak. This was in the very begining
of development.
The messages were taken when released on the market.
Mike
BTW, credit is given at the end of the text scroll in the Help/About Photoshop
window. Hilarious!
— James — Choreo Motion —
Mike,
>> Hey Martin that wasn't a spelling error. Brake was ment to mean car brakes.
You know a joke. <<
yes, I know. I was joking too. Clearly your spelling is above reproach <G>.
That's cool I'm glad you understand.
Mike
>We've isolated the nuro-transmitter thought process wave form
I already knew this.
Really ?
Mike
>> This device opti-coupled 1/4 inch turn plug 5 milla watt device should be
replaced every 3 month too prevent ACID leakage. <<
Want to prevent that ACID leakage.. the more you take, the better the effect,
or so I've heard.
-James Franssen
Good one. I like that. Hell just leave it it and bake aeay the brain cell's
Mike
I will also be uplaoding a image of the device soon.
Mike
Great Product Mike!
Can I have a pair implanted in the back of my head so I can have
20 – 20 hindsight?
Murph'
Hey there you go that's a good idea.
Mike