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#Pardon me…

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#97780From: Mr. ChalleronApr 29, 1993 9:38 PM
Wonderful thing, AutoPilot; the Demo version not only won't let me read my waiting messages, it won't even let me track them down manually…. I logged on earlier tonight and saw I had seven (7) messages waiting in this forum; and even though some of them were attached to threads I was already involved with, I couldn't pick up a single one…. Either that, or one of our Sysops is doing this as a subtle way to tell me to register; as for another sysop out here, if you'd actually take the trouble to look up my User ID information (which shouldn't be hard for a sysop to do), you'd see that I'm not USING a "handle". … Or was that supposed to be a semi-polite way to tell me to take my opinions elsewhere?… (Pull my name off that projected "User Letter to C="; I'm obviously not a member of the clique.)
#97789From: Christopher TolmieApr 29, 1993 11:38 PM
Mr. Challeron, Did you checkmark the "Read Waiting" menu option? Double-click on the AmigaUser gadget and select it if it is not already marked and while your in there check the other settings to make sure they're correct. If all else fails read the docs. 🙂 Your here aren't you? Then I believe your a member. The SYSOPS don't play around with your messages to "hint" to you to register Autopilot. They cannot suggest (coerce) you purchase any particular software offered here on CIS. It is not part of their charter. Chris
#97844From: Michael GerardApr 30, 1993 9:29 AM
Read Waiting is disabled in the demo version.
#97807From: Jonathan BlackwellApr 30, 1993 12:46 AM
Autopilot is great. The demo is only meant to give you a 'taste' of the product. It's better than commercial program where you actually have to purchase it to know what it's like. I think the handle is referring to your forum name. Your first name isn't Mr. is it? We are all asked to use first and last name as a courtesy. -Jonathan
#97962From: Andrew BrownMay 1, 1993 11:39 AM
Here in the UK we have a children's character called Mr. Angry… Andrew.
#97840From: Betty Clay/SYSOPApr 30, 1993 8:50 AM
We ask very few things of our members – just common courtesy and the use of their full names. I seriously doubt that your birth certificate shows "Mr." as your given name, so you appear to be refusing to cooperate with our basic forum policy. The sysops have nothing at all to do with your ability to read messages. The demo version of AutoPilot will get the messages in their regular order, but does not allow you to "read waiting" in order to get them first, before getting the others, nor to get the messages at the time you are downloading just headers. —Betty
#98114From: Mr. ChalleronMay 2, 1993 8:48 PM
Actually, Betty, my whole, total, and LEGAL NAME IS "Challeron"; I only add the "Mr." to keep from confusing computers, programmed by people with little imagination, that INSIST that Every Earthman Needs Two Names. I'll attempt to be courteous, but what you doubt, or what you assume, has nothing to do with me or my "cooperation". If I told you that the three middle numbers in my Illinois State Drivers License were "0005", would that help you believe I have only one name?
#97843From: Michael GerardApr 30, 1993 9:29 AM
I didn't suggest you were using a handle. I said that FORUM POLICY requires the use of _FULL NAMES_ (which, as a member, you could easily find out by reading RULES.TXT in the FORUM HELP section. All members must use their FULL NAME. This does not mean just your first name. This does not mean just your last name. This does not mean 'handles'. It means your FIRST and LAST name. Please type OPTions at any forum prompt and change your name to both your first and last name. Thanks for complying. Memebers who do have a particular reason for not adhering to the rules of membership, may take the issue up with the forum administrator, Steve Ahlstrom/76703,2006. Anyone who does not comply with the rules of membership, obviously, is at risk being denied membership. With regard to AP, as it says in the documentation, there is a section in AmigaVendor (WHAP/AP) devoted entirely to support of the product. The demo version (as is clearly outlined in the demo documentation) has the READ WAITING feature disabled, and unless you have ALL sections selected for reading in a particular forum, you may miss messages addresed TO YOU. The demo version of AP is just that, a demonstration. AP is not shareware, it is a commercial product distributed by a company (AForums Ltd) that believes you should be able to 'try before you buy' and be sure that the program will function on your system…. BEFORE you lay out the $$ for it.
#98115From: Mr. ChalleronMay 2, 1993 8:48 PM
Michael, please see my response to Betty Clay on this subject, because I really don't have to change a thing in order to "comply" with forum policy, unless you insist that I drop the "Mr.", which will probably confuse CIS's operating system. If you or the Forum Godhead wish to deny my membership just because I don't have two WASPish names, so be it. My complaint about my messages was that either the Demo version of AP gets tired of specific threads after a while, or else the Sysops have been changing the thread NUMBERS or other background flags, because I HAD TWO messages in the recent "CBM Marketing" thread that AP did NOT retrieve, even though I DID select those threads; and of course I NEVER would have found YOUR original message to me if I hadn't gone back online and manually pulled my "waiting messages", because I've only been using the AP Demo to pick up on headers that looked interesting. BTW, the 3rd group of digits on my M/C number is "0008"; does that mean anything to you?…
#98132From: Michael GerardMay 2, 1993 10:21 PM
Should you choose not to comply with the forum policies, then you choose not to be a member here. The forum administrator has no problem with making exceptions for folks with legitamate reasons for using only a single name… I've given you his user id. I've read your response to Betty, and it sounds as if you DO have a legit reason for using one name (that, of course, being that you HAVE only name. Now, shouold you like to constinue to have access to the forum, I'd suggest, again, that you drop a note to the forum administrator and make him aware of this. It's your choice. This is a commercial forum, just like a store… and the administrator is the owner, and reserves the right to refuse service to anyone. >>BTW, the 3rd group of digits on my M/C number is "0008"; does that mean anything to you?<< No.
#98160From: Dale LarsonMay 3, 1993 6:04 AM
No offense intended — I'm attempting to comment more on the general problem than on the specific case (of this forums policy on names)… I can certainly sympathies with someone (in this case, "Challeron") who is inconvienienced by poor assumptions. Often, these assumptions are built into silly COBOL programs and provide all sorts of fun for people with one or two letter names, very long names, etc. It simply amazes me what people will put up with when it is blamed on the computer. We all know, of course, that a person told the computer how to behave. When people start *acting* like a poor computer program, rather than effortlessly adapting to unanticipated circumstances (i.e., "you need special dispensation to have a legal name containing no spaces, even though I now realize that there is a case I didn't account for when I made the rule"), I really start worrying. I hope that our forum administrator isn't a COBOL program. 🙂 🙂 🙂
#98168From: Michael GerardMay 3, 1993 9:23 AM
Dale, this has nothing to do with computerese… it has to do with an attempt to encourage people to act responsibly, and as I've pointed out several times now, anyone with a legitamate reason for not using both a first and last name (such as HAVING only one name! <g>) is simply asked to make that known to the forum administrator! Really no big deal. Requiring people to use their REAL names here, in full, is for everyones protection. Thanks for your comments.
#98459From: Mr. ChalleronMay 5, 1993 7:00 PM
If he _is_, I know two keycodes (acquired from the Illinois DMV while they tried to convince _their_ computer that I only had one name) that will make him accept _anything_I_tell_him_to_ (heh heh heh)….
#98174From: Paul IdolMay 3, 1993 11:04 AM
Pardon me for intruding into this thread, but I don't understand what the fuss about names is. If someone has one name, what difference does it make either way? I understand the reason for not wanting people to use handles, but that doesn't seem to apply here. And (Challeron) why all the cryptic references? This is beginning to seem like the IM/Adpro war thread. Probably shouldn't have given my plugged nickel, but what they h*ll Paul
#98186From: Michael GerardMay 3, 1993 12:36 PM
"If someone has one name, what difference does it make either way?" It doesn't. That's the whole point. The forum policy clearly states that the use of both first and last name are required for membership here… obviously, if a person has only one name, they need only make the forum administrator aware of that. No big deal.
#98231From: ShraddhanMay 3, 1993 8:17 PM
Challeron, What's the big deal about only having one name? Join the club 🙂 PS. Compuserve may be a "yuppie heaven", but _I'm_ certainly no yuppie! Regards, Shraddhan – via Whap! from Hertfordshire in the UK
#98474From: Vernon GranerMay 5, 1993 8:41 PM
I must come to the defense of "Mr. Challeron" from the antagonistic and overbearing "Michael Gerard/SYSOP". I suggest that Challeron, respond by using his first and last name, as they are the same then he should place the same name in each blank provided. It is shortsighted and obnoxious demi-gods like Michael Gerard, drunk on powerlust, who make telecomputing an emotional mine field. I very much dislike the fact that reading a simple post gets annoying. And if we want to be ever-so-picky as to names, it would appear that the forum has made an exception for Good ole' Mikey in allowing him to use THREE names… as I doubt his name appears as "Michael Gerard/SYSOP" on HIS birth certificate. Some advice Mr. Gerard.. Spend some time being helpful and stop annoying paying customers.
#97894From: Paul IdolApr 30, 1993 6:58 PM
The clique? What clique? I started the idea, and I see no clique. People with different ideas, different lines of discussion, but cliques? If there are any I don't see them. And if one was suddenly created, I expect you'd be part of it – you've posted some long, thought-provoking opinions. I just don't get what you're saying in general. And as to AP being annoying as a DEMO – it's supposed to be! You're supposed to want the full version. I'm still stuck w/ the DEMO, because of a wierd CI$$$ screw-up that has me still waiting after many months for _MY_ membership kit, and I can't wait to register it. But really – I see no clique. There are probably plenty of them in these forums, and I don't see them since I haven't been on long, but if anything I've had to fight to penetrate _other_ cliques to get people interested in the whole idea. So don't krap out on me now, just when people seem interested and ideas are being bandied about and I'm dragging my dealer into the whole thing. Well, I've gone on too long. But explain, if you can, please. Paul
#98116From: Mr. ChalleronMay 2, 1993 8:48 PM
If you've been following THIS thread (for however long the Sysops want to continue to put up with me), maybe you're starting to see what "clique" of semi-intelligentsia I'm referring to, which in an unfortunate juxtaposition of words I made sound like included everyone on this forum. (English is my only language, and it's STILL not my strong suit.) I haven't been a real fan of "Thou Shalt" documents ever since Moses came down from the mountain; I'm certainly not accusing you, Paul Idol, of trying to write one, but I can't help but wonder about MOTIVES: It seems to me that if we're all expecting Commodore to fall in with the MS-DOS crowd, we might as well forget it; it would be stupid at this point for C= to abandon one of the few really unique-in-the-world computers just to become "another clone-maker". Motives: I read someone out here suggesting that C= should "practically give away" Bridgeboards. Why? If you need IBM-compatibility, go out and buy a clone, cheapskate: I nearly tore a friendship of many years all to hell just because my friend (who has several Amigas) went out and bought a Magnavox something-or-other; but when the fire finally subsided, I could see his reasoning: He really did need an occasional interface with PC-bound associates, and buying the Magnaclone WAS cheaper than buying a bridgeboard for either of his "big" Amigas. I also hear of the occasional developer who has a personal hard on for CBM (not just here; I personally know one hardware & two software Amiga developers); I also hear lots of other developers who have no complaints. What's motivating the complainers? If CATS is tremendously supportive but "corporate CBM" is nodamngood, it sounds to me like a greed problem (and I won't even suggest on which side). A funny thing happened to me when I got this A4000 up and running: All of a sudden I started seeing other ends of "The Computer Field" in a different light. March 1993 issue of _PC_Computing_ magazine, part 11 of the "In Search Of The Ultimate PC" series by Executive Editor Ron White, who thinks he has "finally, after a year and a half, assembled the basic ultimate PC", at a cost — are you ready for this? — of $39,621. Now, once upon a time I would have drooled over such a system (bear in mind that the last sentence of the article reads: "Now I can really start to have some fun with projects that take me beyond the ultimate."); today I can't help but think, All that time, and all that money, and he hasn't actually done anything WITH the computer yet; but with the same amount of money, and in considerably less time, a bunch of guys calling themselves "Rattlesnake Productions" created all the special effects of the movie _Babylon_5_, on four Video Toasters. Ron White didn't build the Ultimate PC; what Ron White built was simply the Ultimate Stroke Job…. I subscribe to _The_HP_Palmtop_Paper_, whose executive editor has a CIS mailbox; I used to look forward to receiving it to read about new and better ways to use my HP 95LX. Now, since buying and using a _real_ home computer, I think about cancelling my subscription, because I can see that HPPP isn't marketed toward me; I'm neither a "fast-track executive" nor a "gotta have it" yuppie wannabe. (Yes, I do, and always did, use my 95LX at work, because of the power of its calculator functions as well as the Lotus Phonebook, in which I keep manufacturing-specific information on piece parts and system assemblies, all conveniently cross-referenced, simply because I can keep all that information in my shirt pocket.) I'm also beginning to believe that CIS isn't "marketed toward me": The more I read of _CompuServe_Magazine_ the more I reach the conclusion that CI$, like cocaine, is God's way of telling you you're making too much money: Granted, there's lots of information available online, but it all tends to be Godawful expensive to retrieve (unless, of course, you're one of those "fast-track" types for whom time is more important than money); and we all know that the new "basic service" would NEVER have happened if CI$ wasn't feeling a pinch from Plodigy et al…. Actually, I think it's significant that CATS is on BIX but not here; and this is one of the reasons why I'm not sure I want to be involved in a "User Letter To C=": I think there might be merit in such a letter, if for no other reason than it might show CBM some of the diversity of their not-well-tended US market (remember, kids, that WE ALONE support the Amiga on the WORLD'S BIGGEST COMPUTER INFORMATION SERVICE, and we've been doing it with NO HELP FROM CBM) … and yet, as an Amiga user who bought this machine with the full understanding that it was incompatible with every- thing in the known universe (i.e., MS-DOS), I don't know what I would want Commodore to change. (SOFTWARE developers, on the other hand….) … Maybe CATS isn't out here because CI$ is a "yuppie haven"?…
#98175From: Paul IdolMay 3, 1993 11:04 AM
I don't want them to become a clone maker, that's for sure. I don't want them to abandon the computer, or anything like that. I'm just worried by what I see in the world, which is (in this department, anyway) the increasing domination of the Clones and the decreasing availability of software for the Amiga. I'm hardly alone in my perception that C= in general and the Amiga in particular are in trouble. And my letter isn't going to be a "Thou Shalt" document (I know you didn't suggest it was, I just wanted to clear up the point in general) though I also have no interest in sending C= a sugar covered honey coated candied apple. I'm just going to offer my opinions, couched in non-inflammatory language, about what I see, good and bad, and what I'd like to see. Hopefully enough of the letter will be non-partisan enough that a lot of people will sign it, so that maybe it will do some good. I can't imagine, for example, that anyone could honestly commend C='s ad campaign, such as it is. Lousy cartoons in PC Magazine? A really bad mismatch of ad and audience. And as to CIS not being marketed towards you, I don't think it's really marketed towards anyone in the sense you mean. Sure, CI$ markets it, but it's not going to suit anyone's needs perfectly, because it's too big if for no other reason. And sure it has lousy policies, and stupid control programs, but so does everything else! You get what you can take. I don't like my CI$ bill, but I'm sure I can reduce it. And CATS should be on BIX and here, IMHO. But anyway, I'm still not sure I understand what you mean about cliques. The first I saw of this thread was you Pardon Me post about AutoPilot problems, among other things. The only clique, maybe, is the sysop clique, which is formed by necessity of maintaing CIS policies (stupid or otherwise). And I agree with you – it's stupid for someone to have to drop a line to the _Man_Upstairs_ if s/he has an unusual name – if anything, unusual name options should be dealt with in the first logon procedure. And how is anyone supposed to know about the policy in the first place if it's only described in some file that has to be known about, found, and downloaded? Oh well. Paul