#dave club
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So like, where do I send my application for the 'Dave Club'? -dave
Can I be in it too?
Dave
I think membership requires that you possess a secret decoder ring. <G>.
— James — MAP —
Glad you got it!!
Just apply to Dave Berry, c/o The Miami Herald.
The only requirement (other than being named "David" or "Dave") is being able
to sing along with either "Louie Louie" or "Land of 1000 Dances" while holding
a beer AND doing air-guitar.
Oh, and if you make $14 million for switching networks, you're automatically
president!<g>
Dave
Ok – I've got Louie Louie covered and if what's his name from Def Leppard can
play the drums with one hand I figure I can hold a beer and play guitar with
two hands. <g> You can exclude me from automatically being president though. I
make under 14 million a year. <g>
Dave Mennenoh
/* Ok – I've got Louie Louie covered and if what's his name from Def
Leppard can play the drums with one hand I figure I can hold a beer
and play guitar with two hands. <g> You can exclude me from
automatically being president though. I make under 14 million a year.
<g> */
Uh, guys, check the bylaws… you have to be "Dave"… not "David".
You guys are thinking of the David club. The Dave club requires that
you drink micro-brewery level beers and can sing Bohemian Rhapsody
(Queen). 🙂 -dave
>> The Dave club requires that you drink micro-brewery level beers and
>> can sing Bohemian Rhapsody
"Ma-maaaa, just killed a man…" Hey pass me an Elm City Ale!
– yet another Dave
/* "Ma-maaaa, just killed a man…" Hey pass me an Elm City Ale! */
There we go! A true Dave Club member! <passing the ale over> -dave
Is this thread the place for the discussion of how we're going to attract Dave
Barry to the 3DS party?
Hm. I _used_ to have his address when he lived IN Coral Gables, but I know he
moved again a couple years back. Martin could send him a tape with his beer
animation on it, and tell him he can jam with the ASOFT/3DS band — I'm sure
he'd show! (Well, tell him the beer is FREE, and I'm sure he'd show!)
Too bad I won't be there, though.
Dave
ps I know this sounds like Dave and I are good buddies, but actually, he just
signed an autograph for me once on a book tour. My brother worked for the
campus media center and got his address off some form (you know, "I will not
sue the University if I get electrocuted by the microphone…" sort of thing).
>> I _used_ to have his address when he…
Actually it is not hard to send him something, but naturally that does not
mean he will look at it. Just find his column in a paper, call the paper and
they will give you the Syndication company address. Send it to them and it
will get to him, if he wants stuff to get to him.
I saw him on local TV today and someone asked him why he did not play himself
on TV and his answer was that he was too short for the part. He also talked
about a bunch of writer types who formed a band and he said that they are/were
really bad.
And no, I never met him.
>> a bunch of writer types who formed a band…
Yeah, I don't remember who all is in it, besides him and Stephen King. What a
hoot.
Dave
/* Is this thread the place for the discussion of how we're going to attract
Dave Barry to the 3DS party? */
That is its sole purpose, yes. 🙂 -dave