#I'm A Father!!!!
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Congrats!
remember to pass on the useful information,
never put your tounge on cold metal
look both ways before crossing the street
Windoz is evil
Matt Straney, 3 hours late, without your luggage
from Grand Ledge — on AutoPilot ——–>
Here's my advice to:
never stick objects into electrical sockets;
never go to and from school alone;
stay away from Windoze, it's a trojan
-= Vance =- Image Master
Flying high on Imagine and Imagemaster R/t!
Vance,
especially that first. The story is that I took a fork and inserted it
in a wall socket. Naturally, I got shocked. My comment was, "Mama, wall
bite!" This incident must have fated me to become an electronics
technician <g>.
The Four Seasons of Southern California:
Fire, Flood, Earthquake, and Riot.
Yup, "Shock me, will you! I'll 'fix' you!". Bad pun intended. *8^)
-= Vance =- Image Master
Flying high on Imagine and Imagemaster R/t!
Well, when I was three I stuck a fork into an elctric outlet. This was in
Madrid, pre-Korean War, 240VDC. Made a nice arc welder- one of the tines
melted. Some of the later side-effects include loss of hair and a
propensity to buy machines that are not widely popular …
DJ
On AP from Queens, the rotten core of the Big Apple
Matthew,
Thanks! Should I tell him those three things in that order or go for
the really bad one and put the windoz comment first. 🙂