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#HUMOR IPAS

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#135705From: sanford kennedyNov 13, 1994 8:56 PM
SUPER IPAS SUPER RT Soon to be released in the first quarter of '97, is the Super Spline Modler with Displacement Map Highspeed Ray Tracing module, called Super RT, that rounds out your set of 3D Studio R8 tools. There is no more need to to wait for that old 4 processor 9 gigabite Intel antique of yours to render an animation. This IPAS comes with an adaptor that lets you connect directly to the YOST central render server. The new YOST server with 64 parallel processors divides the ray traced image into discrete sections and produces a full 2,037 X 1,720 image in 22 seconds. At press time we were unable to get a quote from Mr. Gary Yost on his latest breakthrough. He was in Seattle negociating a hostile takeover and dis-memberment of the fabled Microsoft empire, once owned by that other man with the initial "G". We all have experienced the frustration of having to code in 128 bit words, and that is why this new plug-in from Autodesk/GM is so useful. When Autodesk took over GM last year, it inherited a large number of mainframe computers. They were brought to Napa California and installed in one of the wings of the YOST Corporation computer center. This group of processing giants formed the core of the now famous YOST server which has made the Super RT IPAS possible. For the latest update on other IPAS developments, watch for this column. Dateline, Lompock, by the Sea. (G) Regards, Sanford
#135718From: Nov 13, 1994 9:44 PM
I'll take one!
#135752From: sanford kennedyNov 14, 1994 1:38 AM
Greg, We havn't set price or delovery date yet. I'll let you know. Sanford
#135854From: Nov 14, 1994 12:21 PM
Sanford: >> We haven't set price or delivery date yet. I'd love to beta test it for you – my sense of humor needs a kick-start! Greg Pyros
#135943From: sanford kennedyNov 14, 1994 5:30 PM
Gary, Maybe something will happen with the Render Jungle. It would be a start. Sanford
#135723From: Kyle J. McKisicNov 13, 1994 10:34 PM
I see . . so THIS is what you do with you spare time 🙂
#135753From: sanford kennedyNov 14, 1994 1:39 AM
Kyle, The mind is a mysterious organ…just learning to play it. Sanford
#135760From: Paul Sanford [LVL5]Nov 14, 1994 2:17 AM
Haven't laughed so hard for days…thanks! Paul
#135938From: sanford kennedyNov 14, 1994 5:24 PM
Paul, Glad you liked it. There's more. sanford
#135816From: Yost GroupNov 14, 1994 11:01 AM
No comment. (I've got to catch a plane to Redmond… 🙂 – G
#135940From: sanford kennedyNov 14, 1994 5:27 PM
Gary, I will eagerly watch for news at 10. Sanford
#136084From: EDWARD HARVEYNov 15, 1994 1:26 AM
Hey! us Lompoc-ers ( no k ) are proud to be in the forefront of something. The last big deal around here was when W.C. Fields was in town.
#136281From: sanford kennedyNov 15, 1994 6:25 PM
Edward, Lompoc is one of the towns I enjoy. I must still reside in L.A. to be near the action. But I will be coming to Lompoc to write and film. Sanford
#136369From: EDWARD HARVEYNov 16, 1994 2:29 AM
Sanford, When you do make it to Lompoc might I suggest Thai Cuisine on I street if you like spicy food. If you feel like it give me a ring, Im in the book. By the way, check out Fly in the images lib. I was inspired by you. Ed
#136574From: sanford kennedyNov 16, 1994 11:07 PM
Ed, That's very cool. It will be a couple months before I can make the trek. I'm in the throws of making criters every free moment. Doin' a Humming bird that comes up to an Orchid. It sticks in its beak and an angry hiney bee comes buzzing out and drives it away. Lots of fun fast blur movements. Sanford. PS I do like Thai Cuisine, and especially Sing Ha Beer.
#136714From: Nov 17, 1994 1:21 PM
Sanford: I hope you bring some of these great meshes/animations to the User's group meeting Saturday so we can all 'ohh' and 'ahhh' over them! The hummingbird/bee sounds great! Greg Pyros
#136722From: sanford kennedyNov 17, 1994 1:50 PM
Greg, I will bring my workstation. It has a bunch of stuff I can show. Sanford