CompuServe Messages

Well, up here in northwest Carroll County the only thing that's the problem is the pungent smell of fertilizer on the fields in the spring and fall. Everybody always asks me why I'm living out here in the middle of nowhere, and I tell 'em, well, virtually no crime (1 murder per year county average, none unsolved since 1954–the six resident state troopers are the whole police department), lower property taxes, decent roads and schools, and the fact that I'm living comfortably in a nice $400,000 house by Montgomery County standards which I paid $155,000 for. And the only noise is the occasional helicopter going to or from Camp David….