#spline modeling
01-Mar-95 05:01:58
Sb: #156312-#spline modeling
Fm: Jack Death 73361,2350
To: James M. Murphy 71165,1321
"Wasn't the "Dr. Calagari" and didn't Peter Sellers Star in the Remake?"
I can't believe you guys don't know your highschool dramas… Tsk,tsk,tsk
It was "Das Kabinett des Dr. Calimari" a German movie subtitled in Italian,
roughly translated:" The meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything", aka a
Russian Novel by Peter Tolstoy, encompassing the state's (Russian) oppressive
actions regarding people with pressing matters, as witnessed in "Le Pissoir",
the French translation. This was elaborated and further justified by "Voltaire
et la Boudoire d'Adolf", a straight as heck example of German 2nd World War
(true) historic accounts. But then, of course, you have to realize that this is
only a symbolic representation of :" Whom the spline toils" a great Dutch Novel
written by Mao Tse'Tung, who reformed China with the great wisdom embellished
in it….(That's why wearing blue jeans is STILL "in"..)
Needless to say, don't talk about subjects you really don't know your Kafka's
worth, especially when it comes to complicated matters as "spine bobbling",
since the original (African) Indian might take this as a general offense
regarding Customers's attack on "Little Bigot Hill", a well known
representation of what REALLY happend during the French- American- Mexican War
of 1994, where, as we as we all know, the winner (the Italians), decreed that
such nasty habits as "spic modeling", should be banned as a bad example for
society in general. …
Now, having said all the above and counting on you guys getting your
literature/history straight, I can only state that it seems to be incredible to
me that you guys so outrageously voice this opinion, especially considering the
"No Freedom of Speech Act of '95".
Remember Clinton's ideas on the Super Disinformation Highway… don't be
suckered into the (false) ideas of "spline modeling". In general, you should
keep in mind that this might not get you anywhere, especially since homeopathic
measures, though they might be on Clinton's agenda, aren't yet supported in
your medical coverage. (Just think what they might do to your sinoid curves!
(easily spine modeled, by the way))
Knowing that I have saved you from jumping into invalid conclusions and the
thereof resulting drastic mistakes, I remain,
Jack (the spline bender)