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#Light Humor

    18-May-94 19:54:08
Sb: #Light Humor
Fm: john 70474,2354
To: All
Re: The death of CBM. As we all sit and wait for the fat lady to sing, I offer a little light humor to pass the time. May we all bow our heads in silence and pray to the big computer gods in the sky and ask ever so humbly for a savior to raise our beloved Amiga's up from the ruins. May we offer sacrifices of MS-DOS floppies to the pagan gods of Digital, HP, and yes even Tandy so that they may exonerate us and deliver us from our archenemy IBM. May we chant chapter and verse in our missal around our holy circle of Toasters and prepare ourselves for the great burden we must endure. We shall raise our mouse to the heavens in hopes that the great wisdom of the house of Multitasking will hear our voices from the darkness of this abyss and guide us with the light of it's AGA windows. We look to you oh great Guru of wisdom to tell us of our error! May the children of Kickstart; Agnus, Denise, Paula, and Gary draw their SIMMS and ride the Mother Board upon the waves of static RAM to engage and conquer our archenemy! We shall fire our Derringer's at the power- full Pentium and lay it to rest at the feet of the omnipotent 68040! Altho the house of Amiga lay in ruins we shall not forsaken thee, for thou is the greatest computer of all time! We shall prevail! May the G-Force be with you. With Pain & Sorrow; -John