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#I'm Suing Autodesk!

    14-May-95 02:37:00
Fm: Chase Dahl 76133,2474
To: Jon A. Bell 74124,276
>>Therefore, I am suing you for $1000 legal fees, as well as $1.76 trillion punitive damages for reincarnation trauma, karmic impairment and general yucky feelings of woe, dread and angst.<< Friends of Autodesk Development, eh? Well, I guess that I have charges filed on you for Conspiring with a Felon (Life Removal, First Degree is a hanging offense, Sir), and, if that doesn't work, I will have civil damages brought against you buy my fifth cousin (twice removed) on down. REMEMBER! Don't take the law in your own hands, take them to court! I wish The People's Court was still around. 🙂 Oops…WinCIM is taking up too many CPU cycles for rending…. Chase