CompuServe Messages

Without giving away the real name of the next release, I did infiltrate the Autodesk iron curtain and found this disclaimer being prepared for the packaging… CAUTION: This package contains restricted material that must be used only under close medical and psychological supervision. If you have had any prior heart or blood pressure problems don't open this box. If you enjoy sunlight and an adequate social life please be forewarned that this package herein contains material both dangerous to well tanned, socially adjusted individuals. For adequate protection follow one of the given procedures: 1) Marry a dominating wife that is totally against husbands having an addictive hobby. 2) Marry a dominating husband who is totally against wives having an addictive hobby. 3) Become a member of the "POV Animators Against Easy Animation Front". A radical underworld right-wing organisation secretly pushing the market for text editors. 4) Buy a 8086 with 256K and no mouse. This procedure is the most effective method of ensuring protection from becoming an addict of this product. Though it has been known to increase patience and/or suicidal tendencies. 5) Install the software then precariously place the dongle in a snake infected pit or feed it to the dog. Autodesk claim no reliability if you become a complete nocturnal, immaciated, rendering junky upon opening this package. All financial loses due to the sale of grandmother, car, and other worldy belongs in order to purchase more powerful computing equipment is also waivered. In the case of litigation, Autodesk will claim complete insanity due to having contracted a band of exhiled Tibetan monks to produce this software and further the cause of unified world peace. For the existing users, Autodesk offers to supply one set of handcuffs and a years supply of coke and pizzas if you register this product. The handcuffs can be used at the users discretion. Keep out of the reach of blond women and exostentialistic religious Mac Users. WARNING: More than three doses a day will reduce your social status toward that of a wholy nerd. DaviD "in over my head" GouID