#Where ya from?
21-Jul-95 03:36:14
Sb: #181023-#Where ya from?
Fm: Laurie McIntosh 100237,3326
To: Gary L. Angle 72732,271
Hi Gary,
<She speaks on some level w/ kitchen appliances!>
[Hysterical cackling] Women are actually an alien race which has infiltrated
Earth. We mean no harm to your planet, we only seek computers for our young.
<the Grocery List from HELL>
And baby, that list gets longer by the minute. Think fast now: did you leave
the seat up or down when you went last? Ahah! Another entry on the list…
<Is it true that the Earth's true spiritual center has been moved to NZ?>
Gosh, you got me. But if they made NZ the spiritual centre, where would they
administer an enema?
I guess even NZ has it's share of New Agers. I'm not one myself, but in a
previous life I think I may have been one. In fact I'm sure of it. When I was
Napoleon's Josephine.
Hasta la vista, baby