#Mutant alert!
21-Jul-95 01:14:01
Sb: #181253-#Mutant alert!
Fm: alec jason 71137,2632
To: Laurie McIntosh 100237,3326
Hi Laurie,
No marriage proposals . . . ?
I took a peek at your photo (Okay, it was more of a gawk.)
Great profile, great lips, lovely sternocleidomastoid muscle, nice hair, so-so
sunglasses.
I _did_ immediately consider asking for your hand in matrimony but I declined
to do so _only_ for the following reasons:
1. I don't want to live in New Zealand (I'm not a big beer drinker
and I don't care for mutton.)
2. I don't know how to operate a sailboat.
3. You're too young for me.
4. I'm too old for you.
5. I didn't want to make a fool of myself.
6. My wife wouldn't let me.
To tell the truth, I was surprised to find that a woman who writes so well and
so wittily and who is interested in 3ds is also so pretty!
Alec Jason
P.S. We can't go on meeting like this.