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>>But Ed, everyone knows that the real reason dinosaurs got wiped out was >>from smoking cigarettes (don't you read Gary Larson?) 🙂 But Dave, everyone knows that the real reason dinosaurs got wiped out was because they built a wax-fruit factory over the swamp where certain giant beetles mated. Because they wiped out the beetles, there was nothing to curtail the kudzu-like Cider-Poppy vines, which threatened to choke the planet. The WeSaySo Corp (who of course, built the wax-fruit plant in the first place) decided to use a really-strong defoliant — which killed all plant life on earth. Then, WeSaySo thought, well, to make plants grow, we need rain. Rain comes from clouds. Volcanos make clouds, so we can just put some bombs in a volcano, and viola!, clouds/rain/plants! The subsequent dust cloud shrouded the planet in darkness, causing the death of all non-mammalian life on earth (don't you watch ABC's "Dinosaurs" sitcom?) 🙂 Dave