CompuServe Messages

For the Record Mike Smith HAS called me informing me that the 3.1 upgrade will soon be arriving in my mail from him. The 3.0 software which I purchased did NOT include a registration card. AND therefore, NewTek is an even more mystical company than we all suspected since even though they don't know who the 3.0 owners are…they consult their magical Screamer Farm to calculate the recipients of the 3.1 upgrade based on U.S. Census data and Seismographic charts of abberant Toaster Usage in various geographical areas.