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Found this in the PC Week section, thought it might provide some oft needed humor for all. Perhaps some can suggest an equivalent top ten for Autodesk educators?! Go for it!! Can feature the best of your input (with full credit) at Autodesk University at the end of the month. wayne ====== please excuse if this is a repeat, but i still don't know if you folks have received this, so here goes for the last time: TP'S Top 10 List "When you know it's time to get away from computers for awhile" ——————————————– 1) when your thoughts have 3-byte extensions 2) when your kids' ages are in MB (Meg), as in: Andy is 16 Meg, so he'll be able to REGISTER MEMORY soon Julie just turned 12 Meg last month and the baby is 1 Meg now; we're looking forward to her first major upgrade next year 3) when shopping, to look at the list of ingredients you want to: CD\INGRDNTS, and then do a DIR; or cd /ingredients/list and do lc 4) you want eyeglasses at least 1280X1024, with 2 million colors 5) during sex, you inadvertently scream the name of a major hard-drive manufacturer 6) you're obsessed with finding a non-glare, low-static screen for your car's windshield 7) even your night lights are on UPS's!! 8) you get beeped, alpha-numeric paged, your office catches you on your car phone, a server calls your portable phone, and you receive/send a cellular PCMCIA fax all within 5 minutes 9) instead of dieting, you: for DOS-based folks, try to DEL a few pounds for Windows-based, you look for "Diet for Workgroups" 10) you double-click your remote to turn off your TV (…done that!) all the above aren't copyrighted, however please mention my name while rolling on the floor during the reading of same. and the obligatory: party of the 1st part, with the party of the 2nd part… send me any new ones… CIS id#:75310,1573