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#MartinF's a Virgin! eh?

    17-Oct-94 23:29:56
Sb: #MartinF's a Virgin! eh?
Fm: MARTIN G FOSTER 70303,456
To: all
hello all, as of today, I'm a Virgin! ….. a Virgin employee, that is <g> I just wanted to let anyone who gives a tinker's cuss that I started working for Virgin Interactive Entertainment today. In the highly respected position of … <fanfare>… lead 3D ferret-strangler! (with a chance of promotion to tea-lady within 6 months if things go well). Following months of negotiation, thousands of cups of tea and chocolate digestive biscuits, Richard (Branson, you fools) and I came to an employment agreement …. Sorry, it wasn't really that exciting and I never met Richard, but I heard he likes tea and I got carried away – the product of an overactive imagination <g>. Anyway, seriously "Animatrix" lives on and this doesn't mean you should all stop sending me money, or work offers, or both. There's 168 billable hours in a week (336 using LZW compression) and Virgin's only getting about 40, my wife gets 7, the cat 3, the dogs 2. That leaves …. duh …. duh ….. well, quite a lot for other work, so there's no excuse for ignoring me. OK? Good. stroll on. Martin