#Hello!
<<Glad to 'ave ya aboard, mate. Hope Paree treats ya well.>>
Is this the good ship Studio, captain, if not I've got on the wrong boat. Do
you have a wooden leg and a parrot or do you come from Australia. Personally I
come from Australia where the word 'mate' is very common.
Yes Paree is treating me well but unfortunately the work isn't.
Salut et a bientot!