CompuServe Messages

I'm glad to hear Nevada is so forgiving. I was once arrested on charges of "public squashing and stretching" at a particularly wild St. Patrick's Day party in the Irish section of Boston. The judge, upon seeing my previous conviction on charges of "creating smoothing groups with intent to perform multiple morphs", threw the book at me, which unfortunately happened to be Inside 3D Studio. I spent my entire sentence in a coma. When I recovered, the prosecuting attorney, who was impressed with my testimony, approached me on the sly. It seems he was learning Animator Pro and wanted some private lessons in multipolygonal polymorphic tweening. Ha! I told him to go swap himself onto the spare page. Guys like him deserve to be sucked into Windows and turned into wallpaper.