Autopilot,Bones,Stories
Bruce,
< Has Cohn ever told you his ghost story about the OTHER Bruce Goren ? >
This cracks me up. No he hasn't. But since you brought it up, I
guess I'll see if I can get him on the line. I haven't logged him
traveling through here, but I'm a gonna post a note to him just the
same and see iff'n I can get his attention.
< … an agent, thanks for volunteering — remember I get 90% >
10 % eh. That's why you ain't got no agent Mr.CHEAP Computer Graphics.
Keep it. Send me a Christmas present. I'll still keep a lookout for ya.
< they always cut out my wackiest stuff for reasons of … taste >
Hmmm. The real B.N.G. is wacky? Note to editors: Let true genius shine.
< That article, written while I was digging out from the earthquake, >
< originally started like this : >
< " Were you ready to rummmmmmble ? Some might argue it was the spirit of >
< Martin Luther King himself metaphorically turning over in his far away >
< grave after seeing what has become of the justice system in Los Angeles. >
< Since this column is about computer graphics rather than social issues…>
Man! Now ya got me wundrin' what you really wanted to talk about.
Ya know, you folks out in LaLa Land are too far removed from the
concerns of we who live in "The City That Care Forgot."" Bruce, I'm
way too lazy to check the date. What social injustice are you
alluding to here. Is this the "LA Cops bust head of driver, get off
free thing?"
BTW Did the rummmmmble really shake up things on Morningside?
< they left-in my wisecrack about RTFM, I never dreamed that >
< would slip through !!! >
Laughed when I read it. Laughed again when you put it up here.
But I don't read everything in TVT so I figured it was SOP.
It's even funnier now that you reveal it isn't.
< OEM's have never shared sales bump info with me with the sole exception >
< of a call I once got from Softimage telling me about a very large order >
Aaah! Yes, Grasshopper. But if you had a good agent. He'd know.
< it would be very hard to isolate and measure the impact of a particular >
< reviewer's work. >
That's 'cause you ain't writing for the Wall Street Journal, Bruce.
< No way a shareware newsletter can pay my frieght. >
See. I told you Greg done screwed him up.<G>
( Typo in "freight" there Bruce.) 😉
Hehe. I know you're too busy, to bother looking for my speling misteaks.
< I need to position a new column in a monthly >
I'll send up flares to all these guys for ya….
but geeez, you probably won't even give me a little finders fee or nuttin'.
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MEMO from the desk of Kevin Gibson / Animation Nation
Videomaker, Digital Video, AV/Video
Re: Extremely talented animator / experienced writer available
for monthly column.
MOVE FAST. THIS GUY WON'T LAST LONG. SOMEBODY IS GOING TO SNATCH
HIM UP AND LEAVE YOU WISHING YOU HADN'T HESITATED.
Limited quantity. Contact: Bruce N. Goren
P.S. Serious rubles only. This guy doesn't work for bubkis.
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Yeah right. Bubkis. Whaddya drivin' nowadays Bruce?
< And don't even talk to me about the new spinoff …. Grrrrrrrrr. >
Done. But I like them fangs.
Take care, bud. Hope I put a smile on yer face. Stop in and say hello
every once in a while. Let the kiddies here know you're in the neighborhood.
Kevin Gibson
Animation Nation <tm> -=It's a pleasant community.=-