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Although you can load straight Windows in about 4 meg, it won't do much very quickly. And here's some Microsoft jokes, courtesy of Wired magazine: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Gates will just redefine Darkness(tm) as the new industry standard. How many Microsoft technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. Two holding the ladder, one to screw the bulb into the faucet. How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb? Eight. One to work the light bulb, and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb changed anywhere in the world.