#John's Joint
Welcome to John's Joint.
The special for today is Fractal Soup and CyberSalad.
Late breakfast? Try the French Yost with Maple Syrup.
Here. Check out the menu.
It's guaranteed to tantalize your palette.
Your waiter will be with you in a moment.
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JOHN'S JOINT
LUNCH MENU
Food for Thought prix fixe
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– Appetizers –
Kiosks on the Half Shell……………………………………………
You create .FL* files. You want to produce a kiosk. Which authoring package do
do you use? This is what Autodesk bought when they took Mediashare to lunch.
BooleanBase Soup…………………………………………………..
A virtual feast of flavors. Made with fresh fish caught in our own PCGnet.
Guaranteed to leave you hungry for more. Good to the last byte.
– Entrees –
CAD deLight……………………………………………………….
Tween cuisine. Less filling. Less Lisp. Fewer calories.
Spaghetti and Metaballs…………………………………………….
A house specialty. Our metaballs are nurbalicious. Incredible IPASta.
Spaghetti delivered hot from the kitchen via the internet. You'll love it.
3D T-BONES ……………………………………………………….
Smoking! Marbled texture. Mesh potatoes and gravy. A lip SMACKER. Really RAD.
The Philosopher's Plate ……………………………………………
Art. What is it? How is it valued when it is created on the computer
and every digital "copy" is indistinguishable from the "original?"
Red Beans and Rights ………………………………………………
The Bean Counter's Special. When money counts, count your money.
Copyrights. Distribution rights. Publication rights. Broadcast rights.
What rights do animators have? How do they protect them?
All vegetables are harvested fresh from our own organic Render Garden.
– Desserts –
Angela's Cybercookies – A fortune inside every one……………………
What does the Cyberspace Development Kit portend for 3D Studio users?
What is real-time interactive graphics doing to architectural animation?
To medical animation? To character animation? To the Cookie Monster?
– Cordials –
Pink CADillac …………………………………………………….
Very tasty. But remember, when on the InfoBahn, don't drink and drive.
Golden CADillac …………………………………………………..
Strictly for the boys with Golden Parachutes. Fuzzy Dice not included.
Liquid Speed………………………………………………………
Guaranteed to get you going. And fast! More caffeine than Kahlua and coffee.
Time Warp…………………………………………………………
In time, it's WARP. This will have you seeing double 3DS. Oh, Rocky!
Black and Yellow ………………………………………………….
The colors say, Yield, Warning and Danger. Should you stay away?
Or are you lured, nay, tempted to flirt with that which can sting?
– Imports / Exports –
3D Studio AutoVision AutoCAD
Soft F/X Lparser SoftImage
PixPro Lightwave RenderStar
MacroModel InterChange Plus Mazar World Render 3D
Watch this trueSpace!
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I hear the dinner menu is fairly exotic, too.
The juke box is eclectic….. POCO…. Porno for Pyros …..
Iggy POP! Leon Redbone. Frank Zappa. They even have some Enya.
Hofmann 'll like that if he decides to drop in.
You have any requests?
Bartender, A glass of Fallingwater, please. And a Fosters. But only one.
I'm flying. Got my brand new NAVFLYER sitting out in the parking lot.
I'm thinking 'bout gettin' the Philosopher's Plate.
How 'bout you?
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