CompuServe Messages

Dear management, Thanks for the additional Elvis selections on the juke box. With all the country music stinking up the airwaves and music stores, its nice to know some people still have a soul. On a related topic, I would like to suggest an addition to your menu. Back in '91 Elvis hipped me to the donut scene. I quote: "Boys, let us take a minute now to reflect upon donuts. Those waxen, flaxen beacons of donutty goodness. The hole-in-the-middle food, group; the rockin' around food group." A friend and I found that by putting donuts on the antenna of "the rig," we were not only keeping in closer contact telepathically with The King on our 5,000 mile roadtrip, but we instantly became travelling ambassadors of goodwill to all local, state and federal law enforcement agents we encountered (which is important when packing heat and videotaping). When you hit a critical speed, the donuts will magically lift from the hood, and begin to rise up the antenna. Alternating powdered sugar covered with chocolate gives a pleasing effect. Use the mini-donut variety, they'll usually stay on longer. One batch lasted from Seaside, OR to Elko, NV, until a pack of wild, theiving dogs devoured them. Another batch lasted from Elko to Fargo, ND, even after a nasty run-in with a squirrel and a swarm of bees. Paul S. -=Have a donut on me=-