#More Pentium Jokes
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Movie rights to Pentium Saga sold !!!!!
Working Title: "Partial Recall"
Intel Pentium Labs:
Where Quality is job .99999925643
Intel: The New Standard of Accuracy
Intel announces P6, chip will be called the Approximatium
Intel ships P6 early, substantial upgrade price attached to "RePentium"
Intel announces alliance with Microsoft: Plug and Play renamed Bug and Pay.
Intel announces Pentium bug-free!, chips are only precision impaired!
Due to Pentium recall Intel has shut down multiple divisions.
Intel: We produce more MegaFlops
What element does the Pentium decay into?
Inert silicon with the emmission of a press release.
What instruction set does the Pentium adhere to?
BDV (Branch Dividian)
AMD's new motto: We're almost 100% Intel compatible.
Apples new motto: Divide and Conquer.
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RU-486 abortion pill replaced by Intel designer drug RU-Pentium
New pill achieves same effect by inducing improper cell division.