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#More Pentium Jokes

    02-Dec-94 19:56:03
Sb: #More Pentium Jokes
Fm: Paul Lind 71543,2104
To: krazy images 72724,3111
O.K. Ana …. just for you……. Movie rights to Pentium Saga sold !!!!! Working Title: "Partial Recall" Intel Pentium Labs: Where Quality is job .99999925643 Intel: The New Standard of Accuracy Intel announces P6, chip will be called the Approximatium Intel ships P6 early, substantial upgrade price attached to "RePentium" Intel announces alliance with Microsoft: Plug and Play renamed Bug and Pay. Intel announces Pentium bug-free!, chips are only precision impaired! Due to Pentium recall Intel has shut down multiple divisions. Intel: We produce more MegaFlops What element does the Pentium decay into? Inert silicon with the emmission of a press release. What instruction set does the Pentium adhere to? BDV (Branch Dividian) AMD's new motto: We're almost 100% Intel compatible. Apples new motto: Divide and Conquer. I I N Never T Test E Enough L Logic P roduces E rroneous N umbers T hrough I ncorrect U nderstanding of M athematics RU-486 abortion pill replaced by Intel designer drug RU-Pentium New pill achieves same effect by inducing improper cell division.