#PAR vs. VLAB
The following is the fault of my depraved sense of Norwegian humour.
Here are some other uses for lefse:
* Roofing the house
* Patching up old jeans
* The original (but deadlier) frisbee
* Replacement for airbags in the car. Indestructable, the soft stack of
lefse cushions the impact and gives you something to snack on until help
arrives. They also give your teeth a real workout.
* Bind a few together to make terrific manhole covers.
* And I could go on forever, but I want to spare your sanity…
And THEN there's lutefisk:
* Can turn the average person's tastebuds to stone. Not very useful.
* Kids use them in school instead of traditional stink bombs.
* Mom disciplines the kids. "Spare the lutefisk and spoil the child."
* Hang some outside the front door to keep solicitors away. In fact, it
works so well, it keeps everyone away. Useful for loners.
* The best anti-terrorist weapon. Used by all major airlines.
* And I can go on, but by now, you're almost past hope of recovery…
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