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#Portable Amiga

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#146983From: Tom JonesMay 19, 1994 11:16 PM
Chris >Will Rogers never met Bill Clinton! <g> It is really odd how many people seem to jump on that line with similar remarks about various "dignitaries". Gould, Clinton, Mehdi Ali etc. Think I will change it for a while. Too bad AP doesn't support gatling gun libraries of gratuitious wit, also called fortune cookie machines. alternate: jonest@hfsi.com I never met a man I didn't like…Will Rogers
#147292From: Chris LesterMay 20, 1994 10:38 PM
I wrote an AREXX script that will put a random tagline in a forum signature, however, since you can't run AREXX from the message editor, it can't create a tagline for each new message… just each session. I don't useit however, because TAGPASTE (the program I am using) insists on putting a line between "Chris – Fast and low on my '020" and the tagline… therefore the tagline gets bumped by AP. If I remove ALL lines from my signature, then it will put the tagline on the second line, which is acceptable, but it doesn't put your name in the signature. As soon as I figure out a little more about 'C' I'll get this worked out!<g> Chris – Fast and Low on my '020! Is it significant that my spell-checker doesn't know "Intel"?
#147863From: Tom JonesMay 22, 1994 5:13 PM
re: tagline generators Sounds promising Chris, one of the little amenities of life we take for granted. I am trying presently to learn another frontend with a flying carpet motif on another network and AP is looking better every day to me. alternate: jonest@hfsi.com I don't make jokes, I just report what the government does…Will Rogers
#147369From: Brian BartlettMay 21, 1994 1:52 AM
Tom, actually, such a wheel has already been invented. One of the regulars has a cookie routine built, via ARexx, into his copy of BackTalk. It wouldn't take much to convert it for AP. The Four Seasons of Southern California: Fire, Flood, Earthquake, and Riot.
#147894From: Edgar FaulknerMay 22, 1994 8:38 PM
Brian, >>The Four Seasons of Southern California: Fire, Flood, Earthquake, and Riot.<< Good line! I'll have to spread that one around, people will love it. Edgar Meandering happily on AP over Ojai
#147638From: Mr. ChalleronMay 22, 1994 12:14 AM
About Will Rogers…. It's also interesting to note that if Will Rogers _had_ met Bill Clinton, he would have liked him; and just as likely thereafter taken political potshots at him that would make a typical Leno monologue look really poor. The line, guys, is "I never MET a man I didn't like" (emphasis mine), and it meant that he never PRE-judged ANYONE. … How many of us out here who flamed Elhannan can say that?… Mr. C (Amiga: Muerte O Suerte?)
#147899From: Tom JonesMay 22, 1994 9:08 PM
Correct, and the reason I am a great admirer of my fellow Oklahoman. He represented much of what was good about the common man. As for Clinton, I would guess almost everyone who meets him likes him, he is a very charming and personable guy. That and his liberal left politics make him a darling of the press. Unfortunately it leaves business and the conservative right cold as ice. I won't even mention the pentagon since they only obey orders and express no official position (ha!). I do not feel kindly to the attempts to portray him as a return to Camelot and a reincarnation of John F. Kennedy either. Anyone know where I can buy an Amiga 4000T north of the Canadian border? Tom alternate: jonest@hfsi.com I don't make jokes, I just report what the government does…Will Rogers