#I'm Suing Autodesk!
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To whom at may concern at Yost Group/Autodesk:
Thanks to 3D Studio, I no longer have a life, and don't miss it.
Can I sue for punative damages?
A new 3DS junkie.
Ack… At least you didn't say "I no longer have a wife!"
If you did, she would probably have grounds to pursue legal action.
Ouch! I just spilled some scalding hot coffee on my lap! Don't get me a
towel… get me a lawyer! <g>
– G
Gary <don't get me a towel… get me a lawyer> just hire one of those sharks
you see while diving. Chase may be pleased to hear the most recent rumor
regarding R5/NT – comes bundled with Brown Horsehair Robes (2) one size fits
all. Jeffrey
Chase,
Seeing as how I know the development team on 3DS, and that they're friends of
mine, your statement caused me undue emotional distress.
Therefore, I am suing you for $1000 legal fees, as well as $1.76 trillion
punitive damages for reincarnation trauma, karmic impairment and general yucky
feelings of woe, dread and angst.
Enjoy your freedom while it lasts, 'cuz I'm gonna sue you so hard…
— Jon
Sorry, but just hearing the word "sue" has given me ulcers, so I'll be taking
litigation action against you in the morning.
WOW, Adesk has never heard this before! (ROFL)
JD/dpc
>> Sorry, but just hearing the word "sue" has given me ulcers, …
Much as I hate to pull the plug on your suit <g>, it now seems quite clear
that ulcers are not caused by stress, emotional or any other. Rather it comes
from a bacteria infection. Hence the treatment is an antibiotic, not a
truckload of money <g>.
> Hence the treatment is an antibiotic, not a truckload of money <g> <
Aww man, you shouldn't have stuck your neck out, albert. Now you run the risk
of being sued for shattering his ambitions!! (And I'll probably be the subject
of a class-action suit for wasted download time for not taking this to Take5!!)
— James — Choreo Motion —
>> the treatment is an antibiotic
Sounds like you're setting yourself up for a malpractice suit!
– Dave
Jon,
>>Seeing as how I know the development team on 3DS, and that they're friends of
mine…<<
This is off the topic but… Anything you can tell us about Tom and Dan? I'm
curious what these geniuses are like…
Mark
If you want to learn about Dan Silva, go steal an old copy of Deluxe Paint 2
or 3 from an Amiga owner 🙂
Chase
Chase,
Dan Silva wrote that one too I understand.
We have a bunch of people here at Enlighten who use the DOS version of Deluxe
Paint. They all think Dan was a genius for originally creating that one. One
guy especially. He seemed impressed that Dan wrote 3DS, but _more_ impressed
with his work on DP!
What information comes along with the Amiga version. I seem to recall James
Coulter telling me he saw a videotape of Dan discussing DP. Is that it? I
_would_ actually like to see that!
Mark
>>Therefore, I am suing you for $1000 legal fees, as well as $1.76 trillion
punitive damages for reincarnation trauma, karmic impairment and general yucky
feelings of woe, dread and angst.<<
Friends of Autodesk Development, eh? Well, I guess that I have charges filed
on you for Conspiring with a Felon (Life Removal, First Degree is a hanging
offense, Sir), and, if that doesn't work, I will have civil damages brought
against you buy my fifth cousin (twice removed) on down.
REMEMBER! Don't take the law in your own hands, take them to court! I wish
The People's Court was still around. 🙂
Oops…WinCIM is taking up too many CPU cycles for rending….
Chase
Chase,
Perhaps we should all sue Microsoft considering that running 3DS on
Windows NT effectively will cause us all to have to dig in our pockets for more
money to buy ram. (not to mention deep pockets)
Sanford