Hi Zach:
Welcome to our humble section. And believe, me, you are NOT pestering!
Organic mapping does show some trouble when you map onto an object that has
polygons of widely varying sizes. Try cylindrical mapping as a substitute.
How to get 2D sofa into 3D? Depends. Is it an image of a sofa? If so, you
can use alpha channel dropout and map it onto a polygon. Is it a 2D model?
Maybe it can be extruded in our modeler? What file format is it in? This helps
decide the best approach.
Finally, yes, pls upload your questions and relavent data. I'd be happy to do
anything I can for you on line.
Bset regards,
Nick at VS