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MEMO FROM [Level 13] To: Mr. Paul Sanford [Level 5] Regarding: Your interest in testing out and proceeding to a higher level. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Mr. Sanford, We here on [Level 13] have reviewed your recent message #137860 to Food for Thought, Inc., management of John's Joint, regarding your ingenious use of mini-donuts, and have decided to reconsider your request for moving up to a higher level. You have superseded our expectations of someone operating at [Level 5.1]. In fact, your excellent sense of humor is evidence that you should be considered for the Seventh Level. The question now before us is as follows: >>>> Do you wish to be promoted to [Level 6] or would you like to join the gang at Seventh Level? <<<<< Here is what you should consider before you answer the above question: The gang at Seventh Level is totally warped. (So you might fit right in.) They have published the CD-ROM, "Monty Python's Complete Waste of Time." The material contained on the CD is a compilation of the humor of Eric Idle, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Chapman, Jones and Palin from "Monty Python's Flying Circus." Gilliam's bizarre animations are in ample supply on the CD, and The body of work excerpted from Flying Circus is as refreshingly funny and unpredictable as the original show. Seventh Level is located in Richardson, Texas. ( So you might have to move.) The CD lists for $59.95 You can reach them at 1-800-884-8863 Mr. Sanford, we are aware that you no longer live at the treatment center. A move two levels up and to the Lone Star State may be more than you'd like to tackle at this time. Perhaps you should consider checking into Fawlty Towers for a while, where you can give your progression up the ladder further thought. In any event, we are encouraged by your progress. And you are hereby granted permission to move up to [Level 6] at any time you wish, without the need to relocate. You'll still need to change the name on your business cards and all of your stationery. We, who are plugged into the universal mind already know what your answer is. That's because we use Mrs. Do You Know the Way To San Jose / That's What Friends Are For's Special 1-900 Number. Regarding your question: "What if someone attacks me with a pointed stick?" Our inclination would be to *POKE* them right back. Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink, Say no more, Say no more….. Kevin Gibson Animation Nation <tm> Southern Animation Society John's Joint, Food for Thought, Inc. Korner NewsStand S.O.B. Network [Level 13] P.S. Everybody knows there's no such thing as [Level 13]. !^NavFont01F0TURKEYDAYOST112494A