#More Pentium Jokes
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O.K. Ana …. just for you…….
Movie rights to Pentium Saga sold !!!!!
Working Title: "Partial Recall"
Intel Pentium Labs:
Where Quality is job .99999925643
Intel: The New Standard of Accuracy
Intel announces P6, chip will be called the Approximatium
Intel ships P6 early, substantial upgrade price attached to "RePentium"
Intel announces alliance with Microsoft: Plug and Play renamed Bug and Pay.
Intel announces Pentium bug-free!, chips are only precision impaired!
Due to Pentium recall Intel has shut down multiple divisions.
Intel: We produce more MegaFlops
What element does the Pentium decay into?
Inert silicon with the emmission of a press release.
What instruction set does the Pentium adhere to?
BDV (Branch Dividian)
AMD's new motto: We're almost 100% Intel compatible.
Apples new motto: Divide and Conquer.
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RU-486 abortion pill replaced by Intel designer drug RU-Pentium
New pill achieves same effect by inducing improper cell division.
Where could I send you the tape with the laughs? <bg> The AMD new
motto and the cell division have really made my day. I can't think on
any emoticon to describe my reaction to these messages. Thanks a lot
for the good moment, Paul. ana /krazy images
Glad you liked them. 🙂 I had to dig through a bunch of jpgs to find
the krazy.jpg that you uploaded. Adrienne and I were laughing so hard
compiling the list for you that I felt compelled to find your picture
so that Adrienne would have a visible reference of who we were
sending the list to.
Isn't strange how humans laugh about others problems? But hey, it is
Intel, we don't care about them at all <bg> I guess that half of the
Internet is looking now for bugs in Microsoft stuff… and add them
to the existing list <g>
Well, I'll do my best to keep you in touch with the cream of the Internet
jokes.
Take Care,
Paul
<<< looking now for bugs in Microsoft stuff.. >>>
<<< and add them to the existing list <g> >>>
I hope you'll have a full report for us Krazeeee.
Compile and post. 🙂
BTW, Kevin, I noticed yesterday that you sent me a chat online that I didn't
reply. I didn't do that on purpose. I were having a chat with another person in
the AV monitor and didn't notice that your message appeared in the 20". Sorry
about that. Ahh, I suppose that this is a "disadvantage" of having multiple
monitors on a Mac <bg>
ana /krazy images
When I get called for a chat in WinCim it sounds like a friggin' alarm
going off! A really loud series of beeps… RED ALERT! RED ALERT! REPORT TO
THE BRIDGE! KEVIN GIBSON IS ASKING YOU TO JOIN HIM! Half the time I'm dl'ing
stuff and I can't do anything until its done, and then its a mad scramble to
tell WinCim not to hangup after dl is over. Meanwhile it looks like I'm hiding
behind the drapes, not answering the door. – Paul S. –