#Top Ten Rumors
TOP TEN RUMORS OF THE WEEK
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10. C= played possum! Will buy Samsung on Friday! 9. Elvis' ghost seen in
empty West Chester building 8. Ali is actually Bill Gates' night job/alternate
persona 7. Ali has an Israeli alias on CIS (see "AMIGADEATH" thread) 6. Jim
Drew kidnapped by mad asian consortium 5. Bill Clinton appoints ex-C=
marketing exec as new PR dept head 4. Bahaman Finance Minister baffled by
numerous phone calls – claims C= never registered in his country! 3. Irving
Gould chased down by angry Amiga-owner lynch mob – pelted to death with PowerPC
chips 2. Amiga cult members caught sacrificing Powerbooks in resurrection
ceremony
and the Number 1 rumor of the week… 1. Amid much fanfare, C= gets huge loan
and announces new 8088-based PC!