#Top Ten Rumors
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TOP TEN RUMORS OF THE WEEK
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10. C= played possum! Will buy Samsung on Friday! 9. Elvis' ghost seen in
empty West Chester building 8. Ali is actually Bill Gates' night job/alternate
persona 7. Ali has an Israeli alias on CIS (see "AMIGADEATH" thread) 6. Jim
Drew kidnapped by mad asian consortium 5. Bill Clinton appoints ex-C=
marketing exec as new PR dept head 4. Bahaman Finance Minister baffled by
numerous phone calls – claims C= never registered in his country! 3. Irving
Gould chased down by angry Amiga-owner lynch mob – pelted to death with PowerPC
chips 2. Amiga cult members caught sacrificing Powerbooks in resurrection
ceremony
and the Number 1 rumor of the week… 1. Amid much fanfare, C= gets huge loan
and announces new 8088-based PC!
<sound of card crashing through window>
Mr. C (Amiga: Muerte O Suerte?)
Garry,
You have made me a very happy man. Not only did C= survive, but they
making a massive investment in 8088 technology. Well, gotta go. My
Atari 2600 is waiting……………………………..<g>
Randy
Traveling the $uper Information Highway
You understand that the new PC comes with choice of cassette tape or 8" floppy
drive? AND, as an added bonus, it's upgradeable to a 286!!!
roflroflroflroflrofl
Stuart
Guffaw, guffaw, gerznark, nark nark! ;^})
Actaully, Clinton has the C= team on Natinal Health care and ATC
privatization: get the latter going to kill and maim so the former can
make even more money…. What a government!!
wmc – via Autopilot!