#Internet on my mind <G>
26-May-95 11:39:40
Sb: #Internet on my mind <G>
Fm: Peter Klose 100412,1036
To: GARRY HARGREAVES 100017,242
PMJI, but when i saw the title of this discussion called "internet" i
remembered a little email i found this weekend in an PR-forum from Dale
Kemery/Chicago.
Peter K.
Top Ten Reasons the Internet is Like Teen Sex
1. It's on everybody's mind all the time
2. Everyone is talking about it all the time.
3. Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it.
4. Almost no one is really doing it.
5. Everyone is concerned about the size of the bandwidth.
6. The few who are doing it are doing it poorly.
7. The few who are doing it are sure it will be better next time.
8. The few are doing it are not practicing it safely.
9. Most problems can be trace to the connectors.
10. Everyone is bragging about their successes all the time, although few
have actually had any success.