CompuServe Messages

I'm a handy dandy. I might be interested if you'll throw in an A4000 with warp drive, and of course all the other side attractions we've all come to expect for free. Then if you'll condsider the use of your summer cottage in Vienna, all trip fees, meals, and percs included for about six or seven seasons along with allowing all my relatives from Frozen Sneakers, Iowa free use of your home, and all it's facilities while you, and your family hang out at the local downtown mission for about 3 years then I just may consider it if your lucky. Please E-mail me immediately but only when you see a 2 headed deep sea diver wearing a red wind breaker on a unicycle standing on his head while smoking Passing clouds cigarettes, and reciting the Gettysberg address backwards in Cantonese. This you must record on video for my scrutiny as his heads must be properly placed on the seat of the cycle. Then, and only then I just may consider it. I know, sorry the work schedule has finally did it to me. I do think that I may be able to repair the damage in the said device sir. If you'll pay me a $300- service, and repair fee I'll gladly take it off your hands for the $100- asking price. Your nonsensical friend. Richard Tonti