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Dear Synthesis, Part II

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#138464From: Kevin C. GibsonNov 29, 1994 12:16 AM
Mr. Foust, I'm not sure what you call rants….. but I have every reason to believe that my well thought out letter will be forwarded to the correct offices. As for being passed around the "hallowed halls." I really don't care. It is not my intention to be passed around the hallowed halls. As for "bowls of hoppin' John…." Well, Mr. Foust, I've gotta confess my ignorance. I've never heard it called that. You just may have more experience than I in this department… though I have no way of knowing. I'm not naive. I grew up in the sixties. So I know what you are alluding to. But quite frankly, you are wrong on this one. I was making light of you and your silly posturing. In responding to your whining, I accidentally typed in "Sorry, mon" instead of "Sorry, man." I started to correct it and then I realized it sounded funny… Like the accent in a commercial for the movie "Cool Running," about a Jamaican bobsled team. A movie I've never seen. But I decided to stay in character and go with it. That's the way my creativity works. A little insight for you. Drawing on another tv bit, I dropped in the old Uncola commercial. Leave it to you to interpret this as some kind of subversive message with subtle underpinnings. But now that you've pointed it out, I guess you could interpret the name of our establishment as meaning something other than was intended. And John, if you play this message backwards in your offline reader, you'll discover it contains a special message just for you….. You're fast outdistancing everyone in the race for "house whine." Keep up the good work. Your buddy, Mr. Small Fish
#138493From: SyndesisNov 29, 1994 8:02 AM
Throw me something! "Hoppin' John" is a famous New Orleans dish, I thought. You eat it for good luck on New Years. The recipe is on the back of every bag of black-eyed peas. I love the stuff! It's basically peas, rice and sausage. BTW, I had trouble finding andouille sausage around here, so I called a Cajun restaurant and asked them where they get it. "Oh, we just use Hillshire Farms sausage." Hah! Plenty of brats around here, no andouille. 🙂
#138609From: Kevin C. GibsonNov 29, 1994 4:27 PM
Oh….. John, John, John, Ohhhh. My face is as red as a crawfish straight out of the boiling pot. I feel like crying. I had no idea what you were referring to. A casserole consisting of black-eyed peas, rice and smoked sausage is definitely a local favorite. But the term "Hoppin' John" is one I've never heard. Gawd! A northerner educating this ol' southern boy about his hometown. I can't imagine living here most of my life and never having heard that name. So I got on the phone. I called my Mom. Yes. She serves black-eyed peas and cabbage annually on New Year's Day. Tradition. The cabbage means wealth, I forget what the peas are for. As a child I hated the way the cabbage stunk up the house. Then there was the day-long football game… but that's another story. Mom's never heard of the name "Hoppin' John." So I called two friends, both native New Orleanians. Never heard of it, either. I started to think this was the invention of some P.R. hack to cash in on the popularity of "Cajun" food and "blackened" everything. I called the Cafe La Salle at the Hilton. I spoke with the chef. They serve Cajun Cheese Sticks and Cajun Popcorn… sheez! But, nope, never heard of "Hoppin' John." Neither had two cooks or hostesses. I called Don's Seafood Hut Restaurant & Oyster Bar. Run by the same family since 1934 with restaurants in N.O., Baton Rouge and Lafayette, heart of the Cajun Country. I talked with the owner. Nope. Never heard of it. Ditto for The Louisiana Seafood Exchange. Over 50 types of seafood served. And a slew of mouth-watering po-boys. But no "Hoppin' John." Ditto The Louisiana Purchase Kitchen and Deanie's Seafood out by the lake. So I decided to go to the source. THE MAN. I called my fellow restauranteur Chef Paul Prudhomme. I spoke with Paul Miller, executive chef and general manager of K Paul's Louisiana Kitchen. He pulled out Prudhomme's book, "Seasoned America," and read to me a passage regarding "Hoppin' John." No way I can do this verbatim, but the gist of it is "Hoppin John's" origins may begin with African slaves living in the Caribbean. ( Jamaica, mon!) Black-eyed peas were a dietary staple of plantation slaves living there. Another theory suggests "Hoppin' John" has roots in American folklore and stems from hospitality hosts extending an invitation to stay for supper. "Hop In John." BTW Prudhomme uses smoked sausage. No need for andouille. Now, Mr. Foust. I gotta tell you. Six long-time chefs, a couple of cooks, a few restauranteurs and a couple of friends had never heard of "Hoppin' John." Though almost all are familiar with the New Year tradition and the black-eye pea casserole. So I don't feel too bad for not recognizing the term. But I will apologize for jumping on you. I was so busy dodging your jabs I didn't take time to enjoy your humor. I'm really glad to see it return. My tour of New Orleans restaurants has resulted in a few new ideas for additions to the menu at "John's Joint." We thank you for providing the impetus. And yes, Bowls of "Hoppin' John" will now be available. And no matter where the name originated, it will now be forever linked to you. So I'm not sure we can truthfully say you have nothing to do with our fine establishment. I will issue the disclaimer as promised, but I hope you will soon visit. If you do, be careful as you enter. You may have to step over Tony Vassalle. He's been passed out for days now. He had one too many Time Warps and I haven't been able to get him to snap out of it. I'm gonna try and get some andouille or boudin for you for when Papa Noel makes his Christmas rounds. Stop by for coffee some time. I think we could use a little input from you on the decor. Paul Sanford brought over some velvet paintings of Elvis the other day and brightened the room, but it still looks a little empty. Hop In John!!! Kevin Gibson Food for Thought, Inc. John's Joint -= Several positions now open. Apply within. =-
#138756From: SyndesisNov 30, 1994 9:23 AM
I've got two recipes for Hoppin' John. As I said before, one comes from the back of those fifty-cent bags of black-eyed peas. I want to say it's Brer Rabbit brand, or something with a bunny. 🙂 The other came from the Sunday newspaper a few years ago. Both call it hoppin' John. So are you saying I know more about New Orleans culture than you do, and I haven't even been there? As for all the questions posed to those restauranteurs… who said they know anything about cooking, they're just out to fleece the tourists. 🙂
#139251From: Kevin C. GibsonDec 2, 1994 5:01 AM
<<< So are you saying I know more about New Orleans culture than you do, >>> <<< and I haven't even been there? >>> Not likely. Brer Rabbit was shot in a drive-by. <G> <<< those restauranteurs… who said they know anything about cooking, >>> <<< they're just out to fleece the tourists. 🙂 >>> Actually, Mr. Foust, all but one of the establishmnets I mentioned are favorites of the locals. And as for whether Mr. Prudhomme knows anything about cooking… let me just say he knows a lot more than you'll find on the back of a bag of peas.
#138498From: SyndesisNov 29, 1994 8:12 AM
Unless you grew up in Trenchtown, I'd suggest that a little Jamaican imitation accent goes a long way. 🙂 Also, what do you think of the ironic interplay of "Mr. Small Fish" with "Kingfish," another famous LA resident?
#138672From: Kevin C. GibsonNov 29, 1994 10:51 PM
With regards to the 'ironic interplay' of "Mr. Small Fish" and "Kingfish:" It, too, was lost on me, even though I introduced the reference "small fish" in my earlier post and my name is now linked with political office in the virtual city now under construction. But I'm not interested in being no Kingfish, northerner. <G> He was shot in them hallowed halls. Speaking of irony, John, have you noticed the incredible wordplay, the strange way things have been dovetailing so nicely? It's weird. I'm really digging it. It's almost as if some of this stuff has been choreographed months in advance. A member of the Animation Nation team has a saying that is perhaps appropriate, "God watches over angels and fools." By the way, do you really think my message is subtle??? Maybe I ought to borrow my friend Angela's megaphone. I did notice a press release today. Kevin
#138751From: SyndesisNov 30, 1994 9:09 AM
Wasn't Huey Long's nickname "Kingfish"? As for fools and their money, they were lucky to get together in the first place. As for predestination, chance favors the prepared mind. Did you know I was going to say that?
#139250From: Kevin C. GibsonDec 2, 1994 5:00 AM
<< Wasn't Huey Long's nickname "Kingfish"? >> Yes. Of course. Is this a setup? I already acknowledged that. << As for predestination, chance favors the prepared mind. >> << Did you know I was going to say that? >> Actually, in spite of the fact that I'm plugged into the Universal Mind through Mrs. Do You Know The Way To San Jose's 1-900-Number…. I NEVER know what you're gonna do next yank…. <G>