CompuServe Thread

#Shareholder Lawsuit

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#33559From: Evan Yares [WeirdTM]Feb 18, 1992 12:36 PM
Paul: I've seen reenactments on TV too. Generally, they stink of editorial bias. Twelve good people overcame the fact that the plaintiff was a mugger. I suspect there was a reason. Evan
#33564From: Paul J. BurkeFeb 18, 1992 12:54 PM
I bet the reason was one charismatic lawyer. A bicylist here in LaLa Land recently won $1,000,000+ from the county for losing a little toe on his left foot, when a county vehicle mashed it. The lawyer for THAT inequity advertises his ability.
#33576From: Evan Yares [WeirdTM]Feb 18, 1992 2:43 PM
Paul: If I could figure out a way to prevent lawyers from advertising — or at least make their ads tasteful — I'd do it in a second. One company in Phoenix is trolling for people with breast implants. Evan
#33599From: Dave Byrnes [AEC TM]Feb 18, 1992 5:45 PM
Evan – lawyers have only been *allowed* to advertise in Canada for the last couple of years. Most of them haven't found out how deep sleaze runs yet, but they're on their way. I happened to catch an American lawyer's ad on a border station the other night… the scene: woman with toddler sitting in front of Christmas tree. She tells us "My husband walked out on me on Christmas Eve. He spoiled my whole Christmas! On December 27th, I went to Blah Blah and Blah <*I* don't want to get sued either <g>>. I spoiled his whole new year!" Dave
#33651From: Paul J. BurkeFeb 19, 1992 1:39 AM
Its difficult to construct a sentence that contains -lawyer- and -tasteful-, in a laudatory manner.
#33721From: Evan Yares [WeirdTM]Feb 19, 1992 1:23 PM
"The canibals found that the most tasteful — and tasty — way to serve lawyers was on a spit, basted with guava juice."
#33806From: Craig Sharp [Mem TM]Feb 20, 1992 5:54 AM
You know, as a professional who is constantly faced with morons who want it cheaper and faster, I can't help but saying 'You're getting what you deserved'. I'm pretty much sick and tired of the American public groaning and moaning about this ill or that but doing little to correct or find fixes to the problems at hand. Lawyers are simply recognizing a business opportunity founded on human trait and myopic vision… they aren't the problem, we are. Schools aren't the problem, parents are. Drugs aren't the problem, drug enforcement is… Aids isn't the problem, casual sex is… Politicians aren't the problem, the electorate is… get real. Autodesk is run by big boys… if they can't stand the heat, they'll get out of the kitchen… they seem smart enough to recognize that. C#
#33864From: Evan Yares [WeirdTM]Feb 20, 1992 4:54 PM
Craig: I can't generally argue with your points. My only real problem with lawyers in this respect is that their TV advertisements are often tacky and misleading. In Phoenix, some of the personal injury lawyers have gotten out of hand in their advertising. It's almost gotten to the point where they are trolling for people with ingrown toenails. Evan
#33866From: Angelo Guarino [DTI Inc]Feb 20, 1992 4:56 PM
>> lawyers not the problem Craig, I'd go along with that. *BUT*, maybe you would agree that the *SYSTEM* in this country in which the lawyers operate, which many times *COMPLETELY DISREGARDS* the meaning of "neglegence", is partially the problem. If we gave judges the perogative to "thow-out" jury judgements if the evidence doesn't meet a very strict definition on what is neglegence, we may obtain some breating room. Until that happens, both *WE* (the people) and *THEY* (the lawyers) we continue to be too tempted by the posibility of "big dollars". Really all you need is to show a family who has lost a loved one to a jury and they will try to "just give them something for their loss", even if it was mainly their stupidity or just provedence. My wife and I had our 1st child 6 mo ago, and good OBGYN's are getting scarse due to people suing them for that nature and sometimes their own behavoir had delt them. Without a very clear definition of neglegence and also the empowerment of the judiciary to enforce this standard, the carrots will still be dangling, and the horses (both the plaintiffs and the lawyers) will find it hard time not trying to take a bite. Ang
#33891From: Dennis W. BanaszakFeb 20, 1992 8:38 PM
Craig, You sound like you're familiar with the apathetic conservative. Only in America. Dennis
#34115From: JAMES LUNDYFeb 22, 1992 6:28 AM
Let me try: -lawyer-s are dis-tasteful-. how is that? jl
#34156From: Paul J. BurkeFeb 22, 1992 12:53 PM
As a herd, "lawyers ARE distasteful", with the vast majority's activities tarring the genuine articles with the same sleaze brush. It is an unfortunate fact of life that SOME legal representation is a necessity, but to have 70% of the world's total supply… Someone in the LA Times a day or so ago commented about what might be the state of the economy if the US had 70% of the world's engineers, instead of its lawyers. With the defense industry falling into disrepair, 70% of the engineers in it are unemployed. Surely the minds that developed the F117, the Patriot, the Tomahawk, etc, could imagineer the pants off the rest of the world in consumer goods.